Rum And Coke Will Never Be The Same

Surely the world will never be the same. Surely I’ll never again be able to exclaim, “I like my drinks hard”. Never again will my friends be able to come over and ask for a stiff drink without eliciting snickers. Why? Well, seems Ron Jeremy, that lovable schmuck of a porn-star, the worlds greasiest looking man has launched his own rum.

Yes, you heard me. Ron Jeremy. Rum. It’s called Ron-de-Jeremy. Being hung-over will never be the same. (ba-doom pah! I’m here all week folks!). It’s taken me a little while to digest this information. It just seems….strange. Well, whatever. I’ll still drink it; I’m just glad they didn’t use this picture on the label:

Anyway, in other rum related news:

Love a cocktail but worried about watching your waistline? Read this.

Why the hell doesn’t Toronto have one of these? Phoenix? Really? Someone needs to get on top of this. Pronto.

Imagine, rum riots and I wasn’t involved.

It’s good to see some young women are serious about finding meaningful work.

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